Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.



Australians: damn australia you cold
Australians: damn australia you hot
Australians: damn australia you flooding
Australians: damn australia you bushfires
Everywhere else in the world: lets move to australia but im worried about the snakes/spiders/sharks/dropbears
Australians: lol



laugh-addict:


when they say the title of the album in a song

or the title of a movie in a scene

Or the title of the book in a chapter


(via teachmetobefearless)